Half Life Scientists

Half Life Scientists are scientists working for Black Mesa, Also known as Black Mess-a. Their goal is to study the alien borderworld of Xen, But morons like Poof and Eileen keep getting in the way.

Dr. Flowers controversy
One December back in 1997, Dr. Flowers accidentally brought the Doom 2 installation floppy disks instead of important scientific research on the abiotic factor of the Piss Dimension, The place where all Piss ipads go after they're destroyed. This lead to a lot of controversy and convinced an entire generation that Doom 2 was real (2401) but only in the Piss Dimension. A study was taken in 2000 that determined that over 60% of college graduates believe that the Piss Dimension is a copy of Doom 2 looping forever.