The Death Of Eileen! (Wordgirl Banned Episode)

The Death Of Eileen! is a banned episode of the PBS series Wordgirl. It was banned because it was a Youtube exclusive that is now lost to time due to COPPA.

Synopsis
It starts with the lardass Bitch from Earthbound named Lardass Bitch appearing and warning the viewers about the video for about 5 minutes in a pussy ass TTS voice with her army of homophobes who get killed by an Iron Chariot running them over displaying the Dic Entertainment logo. The episode then starts with Eileen watching Youtube Kids on a tablet until some HL1 Scientists with a baseball bat come up and say "You NEED to tell us about the Xen relay!" This prompts Eileen to go "NOO! MY FISHIE LEARNING COLORS MERMAINDS! SUKA BKLAT!" The scientists ask her where she learned it, And she brings up the Russian operations to brainwash people using shitty videos for learning colors and shit and make them learn to be helpless ABDL slime fetishists who go dicko mode at the sight of a Transformer (Toy). This causes the Scientist to go "Last chance! Tell us about the resonance cascade!" Then Eileen goes "NOO! WE NEED TO LEARN SLIME COLORS WITH SURPRISE TOY EGG UNBOXING!" The scientists then beat her head in with the Baseball bat until there's nothing left. She then drops the ipad, Which allows the scientists to create the Piss ipad from Roblox by pissing on the ipad

Reception
Nobody got to see it, Motherfucker. What do you think?